“No it's not. It's a big hot!” At 2 years old. After being warned that the car seat was a little hot.

'Dank Dank' (Reflecting his inability to accept compliments for several years.)

'A duck!... A baby duck.' (Squealing about a birthday card on her third birthday on Puerta Vallarta, Mexico.

'Divorce is when mommy and daddy yell at each other then they spread apart. Then they put up a 'for sale' sign in front of the house and they spread farther and farther apart until they can't come back ever again and it's very sad.' (teaching her 4-year old brother)

“If all the people in the world were nice could we just get rid of the word mean?”