Every man sees in his relatives, and especially in his cousins, a series of grotesque caricatures of himself.

'Dank Dank' (Reflecting his inability to accept compliments for several years.)

“I like lights on buildings, because without them you wouldn't be able to see all the beauty in the world.” (About the lights on the football field at the local highschool.)

'Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.'

“If we call these foothills, can we call the little trees 'foot trees?''' (While driving in the foothills.)