“Nobody has ever before asked the nuclear family to live all by itself in a box the way we do. With no relatives, no support, we've put it in an impossible situation.” ~Margaret Mead
"That's the store that we need to go to and open the door and put our money in." (At age 3. While driving by the new Toys 'R' Us.)
Patrick McClelland (2001- )
'Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.'
Matt Groening, Creator of the Simpsons (1954-)
'Daddy, how many whoppers are there in those tall trees?' After waking up in the car while driving through Calaveras Big Trees and hearing daddy say, 'Wow, that's a whopper of a tree.'
Patrick McClelland at age 6
'There is no such thing as 'fun for the whole family.''
Jerry Seinfeld (1954- )
Every man sees in his relatives, and especially in his cousins, a series of grotesque caricatures of himself.
H.L. Mencken (1880-1956) American Author, Humorist
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