'Divorce is when mommy and daddy yell at each other then they spread apart. Then they put up a 'for sale' sign in front of the house and they spread farther and farther apart until they can't come back ever again and it's very sad.' (teaching her 4-year old brother)

Every man sees in his relatives, and especially in his cousins, a series of grotesque caricatures of himself.

'There is no such thing as 'fun for the whole family.''

'The happiest moments of my life have been the few which I have passed at home in the bosom of my family.'

I hope they get here soon. The kids are biting at the chomp.