“This is our house. And this is America Online.” (While pointing at a map of the North American continent.)

'A duck!... A baby duck.' (Squealing about a birthday card on her third birthday on Puerta Vallarta, Mexico.

“I like lights on buildings, because without them you wouldn't be able to see all the beauty in the world.” (About the lights on the football field at the local highschool.)

“No it's not. It's a big hot!” At 2 years old. After being warned that the car seat was a little hot.

Every man sees in his relatives, and especially in his cousins, a series of grotesque caricatures of himself.