'Divorce is when mommy and daddy yell at each other then they spread apart. Then they put up a 'for sale' sign in front of the house and they spread farther and farther apart until they can't come back ever again and it's very sad.' (teaching her 4-year old brother)

'I'm not beautiful, I'm pretty!' (Angrily at age 2 and a half. After getting into his sister's toy makeup case and being called beautiful...)

'When you kiss someone, your heart goes out to them, and when you're done kissing them your heart goes back in.'

'There is no such thing as 'fun for the whole family.''

'Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.'