“If we call these foothills, can we call the little trees 'foot trees?''' (While driving in the foothills.)

'Dank Dank' (Reflecting his inability to accept compliments for several years.)

“I wasn't yawning, I was just letting some fresh air into my mouth.” (After being accused of being tired.)

“If all the people in the world were nice could we just get rid of the word mean?”

Certain is it that there is no kind of affection so purely angelic as of a father to a daughter. In love to our wives there is desire; to our sons, ambition; but to our daughters there is something which there are no words to express.